She’s scrappy.

Not in the way that she’d throw an elbow over a mistaken coffee order (frills & chills), but in the sense that she can take $10 and stretch it so far, it might come back and smack her in the face.

Here’s how she does it:

  • Long wait for karaoke? Show her the money and you’ll be singing all 7 minutes of Bohemian Rhapsody in no time.

  • Ballin’ on a budget this Christmas? Send her some Pinterest inspo and she’ll have the local thrift’s selection shining like a fresh fit from Saks Fifth.

  • No dinner reservation? With accurate GPS navigation she’ll show you the best seats in the house at the most authentic Mexican dining establishment.

  • Morale low? Give her the aux or send her your employer’s Google reviews page and you’ll be riding high like Mr. D-O-double-G.

If you’re still skeptical, hit her line and ask about her role in Titanic, The Revival. If Jack and Rose were real people she’d be sure they both fit on the door.