She’s scrappy.
Not in the way that she’d throw an elbow over a mistaken coffee order (frills & chills), but in the sense that she can take $10 and stretch it so far, it might come back and smack her in the face.
Here’s how she does it:
Long wait for karaoke? Show her the money and you’ll be singing all 7 minutes of Bohemian Rhapsody in no time.
Ballin’ on a budget this Christmas? Send her some Pinterest inspo and she’ll have the local thrift’s selection shining like a fresh fit from Saks Fifth.
No dinner reservation? With accurate GPS navigation she’ll show you the best seats in the house at the most authentic Mexican dining establishment.
Morale low? Give her the aux or send her your employer’s Google reviews page and you’ll be riding high like Mr. D-O-double-G.
If you’re still skeptical, hit her line and ask about her role in Titanic, The Revival. If Jack and Rose were real people she’d be sure they both fit on the door.